Saturday, September 29, 2007

Olive's Garden


It's the time of the year when our fearless leader, Olive Duster, reveals her favourites from the fiscal year. Signed, Could-Be-You-Intern-Apps-Due-Nov.-1st.

Favourite age for a homeless man: 56 years old.

Favourite injury: Missing hand.

Favourite obscure health issue: Lactose indifference.

Favourite snack: Little Chocolate Davenports

Favourite greeting: "Hey, hooker." (courtesy of my brother).

Favourite hobby: Putting Mario Lopez's head on the body of a dolphin.

Favourite fantasy: A fleet of Mario Lopez's following my schooner as I cruise the ocean near San Onofre State Beach plotting my next rape of wild beauty with a super 6 lane highway.

Favourite bumper sticker: "My other car is a prosthetic hook."

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