It's the time of the year when our fearless leader, Olive Duster, reveals her favourites from the fiscal year. Signed, Could-Be-You-Intern-Apps-Due-Nov.-1st.
Favourite age for a homeless man: 56 years old.
Favourite injury: Missing hand.
Favourite obscure health issue: Lactose indifference.
Favourite snack: Little Chocolate Davenports
Favourite greeting: "Hey, hooker." (courtesy of my brother).
Favourite hobby: Putting Mario Lopez's head on the body of a dolphin.
Favourite fantasy: A fleet of Mario Lopez's following my schooner as I cruise the ocean near San Onofre State Beach plotting my next rape of wild beauty with a super 6 lane highway.
Favourite bumper sticker: "My other car is a prosthetic hook."
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