It's that time of year again. Time for ...Diet Soap to file a restraining order against last year's intern and time to start searching for this year's lucky applicant. We will be accepting applications starting Sept. 12 until Nov. 1, 2007. This year's lucky intern will experience the behind-the-scenes action of a real live blog. Learn how to make sarcastic comments, search and post funny photos, and get to work side-by-side with a real live amputee! Our interns will be groomed by one of the best and brightest in the field of blogging and will learn the ins and outs of getting coffee, cleaning hooks, distracting Mother while the publisher sneaks in, and pre-reading the paper and clipping out any offensive references to dolphins before said references sully the eyes and mind of the publisher. Plus, you will get to rub shoulders with many ...Diet Soap celebs when you screen phone calls from...CUNTY....DUM DUM....DR. ASHRAM....and the creepy guy known only as....MY MOM'S DOORMAN, and many, many more! If interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, submit your essay on why you want to work for us! If you are missing any body parts or if any body parts have become detached from your person, please submit all the gory details and pics to the comment section of this post. And don't fuck up your only chance to impress me like this guy did.
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Congrats, em! Yours is the first application. And if you were trying to communicate to me in code, remember, I have a missing hand. Three successive !'s suggests either a love for indie rock or symbolizes the infamous "peg leg." Next time, try three successive ?'s as the question mark resemble my prosthetic hook quite nicely!
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