Raul Castro offered his plans to eradicate hunger on the island nation-state of Cuba (pronounced koo-BAH). Giant cheeseburgers. "We will have a giant cheeseburger in every town and every village of our proud country by the year 2028," boasted Castro.
But opposition party leader, Raul Nader, countered, "He doesn't have a plan for universal burger availability. Under his plan, 35% of the country's poorest citizens, including 300,000 women and children, will go without burgers. An additional 15% will actually be used to make the burgers. I just don't see this happening until at least 2029."
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