British candy company released its newest taste sensation today - the Gold Bar. The slogan: "Candy so good, my security team will blow your fucking head off if you come any closer." Comes with or without Craisins.
I was born in a dusty house on Flicker Street in the City. My mother was assisted by my brother, Oliver, who was only three at the time. My father was busy playing Carrom with the boys from work and wouldn't learn of my existence for another 72 hours.
1 comment:
mmmm craisins! i'll have mine without craisins!
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