Friday, August 31, 2007

In too Depp


It just so happens that I lost my hand right around the time that Edward Scissorhands came out. Needless to say, I became obsessed. This poster still hangs over my childhood bed. I've decided to stay with Mother for the next few weeks. I can run Standing in Line to Diet Soap from anywhere.

2 comments:

The Calling Card Man said...

Wow! Looks like my cancerous insides. I like what you did with the pictures. When I grow up, I want to be just like you! Stay Strong!!

Olive Duster said...

Dear Homeless,

Adolescence can be difficult for even people with homes. But it is especially difficult for 56 year old men posing as calling card salesmen. I'll give you some advice my mother gave me before I left the nest - whatever you do, don't trust the dolphins.

Yours to admire,

O.D.