if my god damn biochemistry professor asks, "how are we today?" one more fudging time, i swear to god i am going to purposefully unplug the autoclaves.
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Mz. Duster, Please help me get past labyrinth 8 in Legend of Zelda. It's been suggested to me that you're the person to ask. Sinc., Chauncy Waxler
dear chauncey, the course you have settled on will be fraught with peril and hardship. i urge you to reconsider, dear sir. you will need to be prepared to take leave of your family for several hours. prepare several protein shakes; drink one immediately and have the others nearby so you don't have to leave your "gaming chair." step one, enter your basement and fire up the system. step two, vigorously scratch the remainders of the spray-on latex condom you were experimenting with last night. step three, focus, child, focus. the demon's sword is in the third cave in the top right corner. you will have to defeat the mighty orynx (by pressing a repeatedly). that should do it. now live, damn you! live! love, o.d.
I was born in a dusty house on Flicker Street in the City. My mother was assisted by my brother, Oliver, who was only three at the time. My father was busy playing Carrom with the boys from work and wouldn't learn of my existence for another 72 hours.
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Mz. Duster,
Please help me get past labyrinth 8 in Legend of Zelda. It's been suggested to me that you're the person to ask.
Sinc.,
Chauncy Waxler
dear chauncey, the course you have settled on will be fraught with peril and hardship. i urge you to reconsider, dear sir. you will need to be prepared to take leave of your family for several hours. prepare several protein shakes; drink one immediately and have the others nearby so you don't have to leave your "gaming chair." step one, enter your basement and fire up the system. step two, vigorously scratch the remainders of the spray-on latex condom you were experimenting with last night. step three, focus, child, focus. the demon's sword is in the third cave in the top right corner. you will have to defeat the mighty orynx (by pressing a repeatedly). that should do it. now live, damn you! live!
love,
o.d.
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